White Blood Cell Symptoms

Question by RAT3D SMACKDOWN (EWA CEO): What accomplishments do you expect from Bryan Danielson in the WWE? + EWA Ep.26 Part 2?
I damn hope he wins a world title and I think SD! would be a more appropriate place for him.

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Ep.26 cont.

7.)Match 4:Street Fight
If Icon wins he faces off against EWA World Champ at Halloween Havoc
Hulk Hogan (Yes the real one) vs. The Icon
The match started and Hulk Hogan grabbed the mic.
HH:”Hold up brother, I want all you EWA fans to tune in on Thursday Nights at 9pm to watch TNA! Yea …”
Icon puts Hogan into a slepper hold and Hogan slowly fades away. Then Hogan low blows Icon with his foot. Hogan pushes Icon then says “YOU!” Icon punches Hogan several times and Hogan gets fired up. Icon pulls something out off his trunks/pants (whatever). Its a screwdriver! Icon stabs the screwdriver into the head of Hogan dropping his fire up. Icon picks up Hogans head and continues to stab the screwdriver into the head of Hogan and Hogan is cut open (Cough,cough TNA). Hogan feels his own blood and wiped it on himself. While he was getting up Icon got a steel chair. Then Hogan turned around and got a chair shot to the skull. Icon went for the pin. 1………..2………3!
Winner: Icon in 4:23. He is now #1 Contenders at Halloween Havoc.
(That’s what you get Hogan!)
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8.)Shaun Cold presents “Wrestler hunter”.
The Camera shows up in a house.
Shaun:”Well I’m in Prasdana’s house it is creepy and dark. Shhh. I hear something. Its a song! Sounds like Justin Bieber.”
Camera man:”Sorry, that was my cell phone.”
Shaun:”Really? Baby? You know how annoying that son of a b*tch is? anyway..”
(Shaun gasps)
Shaun:”Blood Stains!”
(Lights turn on and off)
Shaun:”Come on Moshi man! I know its you!”
(Then someone grabs Shaun’s neck and the lights turn back on. Shaun is gone)
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9.)Main Event:No DQ
Amazing Adams& Notorious Xtreme vs. Risky Business
(This is punishment for the EWA World Champ who decides not to show up very often)
Throughout the whole match Risky was beat down and had no where to run for help. He took many chair shots. Then as Adams went for the A-Bomb. Risky punched out and did a sunset flip pin. But it was broken up by Notorious. Notorious continued to attack. Then a unknown music hits. It was King Cliff!!! He rushed to the ring then he punches Adams??? NO! He turns around and looks at Risky on the ground. Cliff picks up Risky then hits the Tombstone Piledriver on a steel chair!! Notorious goes for the pin and wins!
Winner: Amazing Adams& Notorious Xtreme in 11:09
Adams picks up the chair then hits Risky 8 times in the back. Then he hit Risky one last time on the back and the chair bended and broke. Adams picked up another chair and hit Risky 3 more times. Adams held the chair to Risky’s neck then pushed it while Risky was running out of air. Adams stopped viciously. Then locked Adams into a crossface and pulling Risky’s face as hard as he could. Risky tapped out but the ref couldn’t stop it. Risky slowly passed out then Adams pulled even harder while Risky’s face was red. Saliva came out of Risky’s mouth then Adams stopped and quickly left the ring. While on the ramp, Adams turned around and grabbed the camera and throwed it into the ground.
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